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The Bachelorette JoJo Season 12 Episode 2

June 1, 2016
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Here we go The Bachelorette JoJo Season 12 Episode 2!

We start off with some previews – lots of kissing.  Lots of find that “love that Ben and Lauren have together”.  Future drama coming with Chad…duh.  We have been warned!  Alex and Chad apparently get into it!

JoJo is on a balcony, she can’t believe she is the Bachelorette, believe it honey!  She is hopeful to find that love that Ben and Lauren have…omg…is that 2x we have heard that already?

The guys are giving toasts, and Chad thinks the guys are SOOO BENEATH him.

Chris Harrison comes in and explains that there will be three dates.  Leaves the first date card.

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The Bachelorette JoJo Season 12 Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com

Robby’s looking good!

It’s a group date: Evan get’s up and reads the card:  Luke, Grant, Will, Evan, Daniel, Vinny, Ali, James F. Wells, and Robby.  “Let’s heat things up, JoJo”,  they hear a big explosion and come running out to find a limo on fire in the driveway.  A firetruck rolls up with JoJo on it in firefighting garb (she looks hot),  and puts the fire out.

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Chad lips off – shocker.  He says he is way better, and the good car compared to all of those bad cars.  Um ok.

They cut to Chad filling his luggage and strapping it to his waist and then doing pull ups.  We can’t make this shit up.

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The Bachelorette JoJo Season 12 Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com

The Bachelorette JoJo Season 12 Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com

The guys aren’t impressed.  “meathead to the max”.  Yep!

I would say timeout immediately if I was on this firefighter date, with a real firefighter, that seems like an unfair advantage.  The man in charge says “JoJo wants to know who can take care of her in an emergency situation”.

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Yep that is real world stuff right there.  I hope Ben tested Lauren, since our goal is the love they have.  They suit up and go head to head dragging a hose.  Then they use an axe to break a door.  Axe through a square on the ground.

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hmm I am really liking Robby – did I mention he liked our post last week?

Wells really struggles through the challenge, they need to drink more water…a medic has to treat Wells.  He for sure get’s the sympathy from JoJo (hello he has seen this show before).  I don’t think he did that on purpose but good for him.

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The Bachelorette JoJo Season 12 Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com

The Bachelorette JoJo Season 12 Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com

They cut to the guys at the house sitting around singing.  Can’t wait to hear what Chad has to say about that.  Oh wait a minute, I don’t care.

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Crystal’s main squeeze Jame Taylor

Chad is not amused.  He doesn’t understand how these people don’t really know her, and are singing a song about a woman they just met yesterday.  He would NOT do that.  Let me just say, the song wasn’t that great.

Back to the firefighting, three guys are chosen to fight for JoJo: Luke, Grant and Wells.  Um Wells?  That is kind of terrible, you almost passed out – so let’s make him work harder.  They have to put a fire out and get to the top of a building to rescue JoJo.  Luke takes an early lead, and Grant says he isn’t having it.

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Can you guess who wins?  The firefighter playing firefighter Grant.

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Luke is so upset, he let JoJo go up in flames.

Grant rescues JoJo and carries her out of the building through a tiny hole.

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Now we are at the cocktail party portion of the date.  Luke is beating himself up still.  Grant is now having alone time with JoJo.

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Grant tells her that he will never leave the house and not wake her up and kiss her and tell her he loves her, since in his line of work, everyday could be your last.  You know what, that is true for anyone and everyone, but I get what you are saying Grant.  They of course make out.

The guys try to figure out who will get the date rose.  Of course, they don’t know.

We cut to the guys at the house.  Ding Dong.  Date card!  Everyone wants their name on that card.

Derek:  Love is full of choices, Love JoJo

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Back to the cocktail party, JoJo asks to talk to Wells.  They have a cute little conversation.  Wells is winning some points for sure this week.  Wells has pictures of his dogs to show her, which is super cute…but hey I am a dog person.

Luke is unraveling.  I think he may be the unraveler this season.

You get glimpses of conversations with everyone but Luke.

Finally, Luke gets some time.  They seem to have really good conversation.  They of course, make out.  It was hot, I must say.

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JoJo ends up giving Wells the group date rose.  Unraveler (AKA Luke) is unravelling further.

Derek is getting ready for his date, he has to have his bags packed, in case he doesn’t get the rose.

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JoJo explains that nothing is decided and they have to decide together on what they will do on their date.  She says sky or sea?  And they both say sky.

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Now they have to choose North or South.  They choose North.  Dressed up or down.  Both say down.  Thumb wrestling.

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Hmm be careful buddy, you are sounding like friend zone.  They end up in San Francisco.  Golden Gate Bridge or Lombard Street.  They choose Golden Gate.  They have a picnic with the bridge in the background.

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“I’m so excited for my first 1-on-1. I couldn’t have picked a better guy to be with.” well JoJo let’s not get ahead of ourselves.  She then says kiss or no kiss – KISS!

Cut to the guys at the house singing still, PLEASE fellas I need another verse!!

The two douchebags of the house – Daniel and Chad are chatting it up.  Oh my goodness.  Those two decide nice guys are the ones you have to watch.  “if you are making a protein shake with the dudes here and blend it up….”  hmmm Chad.  Interesting.  Daniel and Chad knew each other were cool.  At least they have each other.

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Another date card arrives.  Wells reads it: Jordan, Christian, Nick, James T., Alex and Chad. “prove your love to me and the nation”

Chase points out who doesn’t have a date this week, including him.  The voice of reason Chad speaks up, you have gone your whole life without a day with JoJo, can’t you go another couple of days. He might have a point.  Shhhhhh don’t tell anyone I may have agreed with something he said.

Back to Derek’s date. JoJo asks him when his last relationship was. He said it ended a few years ago, and he closed off and it is hard to let people in, what an odd thing?  JoJo talks about Ben and the season. She says that wasn’t my love story.  Derek tells her they were ready for marriage in his last relationship and she cheated.  They chat a bit more, and celebrate the choices they have made.  Derek gets a rose.  He seems like a great guy, a tad boring but a good guy.

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Now it is time for the next date.  They end up at ESPN for SportsNation.
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Max Kellerman and Marcellus Wiley, meet them with JoJo. Marcellus and Max say they are huge fans of the show and want to protect JoJo and help her pick the right guy.  They had to participate in various tasks.  They had to “strike a pose”.  They all basically “danced” if you want to call it that around with a rose.
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The Bachelorette JoJo Season 12 Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com
Next up “Eye on the Prize”. They get dizzy and then are supposed to “propose”.  Some of these guys did a great job.  Chad can’t deal.  He thinks this is  all a joke, and he doesn’t like it.  Chad says she is a bit naggy.  LOL.
The Bachelorette JoJo Season 12 Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com
The Bachelorette JoJo Season 12 Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com
The Bachelorette JoJo Season 12 Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com
The Bachelorette JoJo Season 12 Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com
Next up “press conference”.  A lot of the guys call Chad out.  JoJo says, is there something I should be worried about with Chad, I am surprised how tough they were on him.  Chad tries to play it all off as he is honest and everyone else is fake.  He says everyone is there for the wrong reasons.  Ut oh, I might be agreeing with him again.  I see what he is saying, he can’t be in love with her this quickly, unlike a lot of the guys.
The Bachelorette JoJo Season 12 Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com
The Bachelorette JoJo Season 12 Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com
Power Rankings are out.
3. Alex
2. Chad
1. James T.
Now onto the cocktail party, James Taylor got time with JoJo first.
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James reads her a letter, and mentions (again) that JoJo is out of his league (we get it you are insecure, but hey you got picked to be on the show – chin up!).  His letter was cute, she got a bit teary while he was reading it.  He would treat her like gold.  Forever.  They kiss.
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The Bachelorette JoJo Season 12 Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com
So while JoJo is talking to all of the guys we are sooooo fortunate to have Chad giving a play by play of each one in voiceovers.  Lucky us.  Alex – “He’s too short. She likes tall guys.” Christian – “Christian doesn’t know how to be real.” Nick – “He’s trying so hard, it’s super weird.” Jordan – “I thought he was my competition, He’s one guy that’ll kiss her ass the most.”
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That huge chair isn’t doing you any favors Alex.

So then it’s Chad’s turn to talk to her, JoJo says, today was hectic, and people were rubbed the wrong way by things you said.  He of course says he was joking, and thought she could take a joke.  She asked him when his last relationship was (seems to be her number one question for everyone).  He says his last relationship from four years ago, he tells her about his puppy and that he inherited the puppy from his mom, who passed away in the last year.  He is really trying to dig his way out.  I so wish that the leads could see all of the things we see.  That would be a show!  They make a wish together.  Of course after the dead mom/puppies card – they make out.
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The Bachelorette JoJo Season 12 Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com
JoJo comes up and says she is giving the rose that really touched her this evening.  James Taylor gets the rose.  Chad has to tell us in a voiceover what he thinks of that!  “I don’t know why she chose him…doesn’t make sense to me.”
Now we are at the cocktail party.  The guys talk about how different this will be from the last cocktail party, yeah they have had sooo many.  They realize Chad is missing.
Chad was waiting outside for JoJo when she arrived
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JoJo and Chad walk in together, which of course makes the guys flip out.
The Bachelorette JoJo Season 12 Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com
The Bachelorette JoJo Season 12 Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com
The guys/Alex decide to confront him.
The Bachelorette JoJo Season 12 Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com
The whole time the guys are calling him out Chad is eating a plate of MEAT.  It is so funny.
The Bachelorette JoJo Season 12 Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com
Chase asks to talk to JoJo since he hadn’t had a date with JoJo.  He arranges for it to snow (well the producers did of course).  That is so cute.  He is from Denver and snow boards so he wanted to show her some of his life.
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Chad comes in with another plate of MEAT.  Seriously?  Vinny is speculating that Chad is there for free food.  James S. says it is detrimental to miss a meal, at least that is what Chad told him.  LOL.
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Chad loves that all of the guys are talking about him.

Now JoJo is with Will (who?) and he is TP’ing trees with her.  This of course feeds into Chad saying how immature and like college boys.

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Oh Lord here we go.  What is this the Chad show?  Chad steals time from Alex.  Whoa I am sure the Producers had a hand in that as well.  They know there has been tension between these two already.  Alex is livid.  Gosh in their conversation, she should be seeing so many red flags with Chad.

James S. says how disrespectful Chad is with everyone in the house.  The guys all seem to circle him and question him.  LOL Chad says it is like West Side Story – lol that was so funny!  Oh now he says it is the Care Bears surrounding him.  Chad decides to go interrupt JoJo and Evan.  How can she not see this nonsense?  Alex of course decides to go find them.  Chad gets in Alex’s face, and says he is gonna lose his teeth. Why didn’t the producers shut that down?  They have for less in the past?

Now it is time for the Rose Ceremony. (with Chad eating throughout the ceremony).

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Here we go again, Ben and Lauren love, that’s what I want.  STOP SAYING THAT.

James T., Wells, and Derek all have roses.

And the guys who left this week are Will, James S. and Brandon (I kind of liked Will)

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Will, James S. and Brandon

James S. was really torn up, I wish he would have pulled her aside and said what he had to say.

Next week, two episodes.  Monday and Tuesday night, I may need to call out Wednesday!  They show lots of drama with Chad and they show him hit a door and looks like he pushed Evan down, and James Taylor has some blood on his face, they want us to think that Chad did that, but I don’t know.  Pushing Evan should be enough to earn him a ticket home.  Let’s hope.

Christian treated JoJo to a bubble bath in the ending credits.

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Be sure to check out last week’s recap here.

Kerry

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4 Comments

  • Reply Ashley June 2, 2016 at 11:40 am

    It was totally the Chad Show this week and I felt it really look away from the loooove. OMG, Christian and JoJo in the end credits had me laughing so hard!!! “Is that like a bathing suit or is it underwear?” HAHHA, That meat, omg, so funny! Who’s your fave guy so far. Love your recaps and your blog. Now following you on Bloglovin!

    Ashley @ A Cute Angle
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    • Reply fabulousindeed June 2, 2016 at 12:09 pm

      Thanks for following us on Bloglovin! I need to be more active on there! Yes..the end was very funny when her foot touched him in the water! Good stuff. Chad was starting to make me hungry when they kept showing all of the food! I like James with the guitar. He seems very nice however he has reached his limit for poems! I can only take so many poems. I don’t know that he is my all time favorite but I’ll know by next week. Wells is fun to watch and seems like a good guy. This should be a good season. – Crystal

  • Reply Holly B June 1, 2016 at 11:50 am

    The meat eating was hilarious!

    • Reply fabulousindeed June 1, 2016 at 12:54 pm

      It really was! The comments from the guys was even better. I enjoyed the rose ceremony. I will miss the commentary from James S., the super fan.

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