The Bachelorette JoJo Season 12 Episode 6???? I think it is episode 6…my last post says episode 5….So who are these people? It feels like it has been so long since we saw these people and this show. Seriously, I don’t even remember what has happened. Read my past posts from Episode 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1. And if you really want a blast from the past here is the link to all of Ben’s Season.
We open the episode with JoJo validating not sending either Alex or James home last week, wait 2 weeks ago. The guys are discussing it as well, they had an emotional rollercoaster – oh you poor things. Alex is very dejected.
Chris arrives, and asks how the guys are doing. Alex whines about it. Chris tells them that JoJo is strong and if she wants you there you will be there, and if she wants you gone – you will be gone 🙂 Good job Chris. He tells the guys about the dates for the week 3 one on one dates and a group date, but no roses at the one on ones, only the rose at group date. So we will have top four after this episode.
First date card – James reads it – Alex, I gaucho on my mind, Love JoJo. He is immediately on cloud 9. JoJo says, he is the only guy who hasn’t had a one on one, and it is about time.
The rest of the guys hop on a bus to some destination.
Alex and JoJo are headed the same way snacking on junk food. Friend zone FOR sure.
OMG the guys beat box and sing an amazing tune – I may have to try to type it…
🎼Well Alex was on a motorcycle ride, it went all right, but JoJo cried, because she wishes, she was with us, its way more fun, chilling on a bus, and he might get a kiss, but he won’t get far, he’s a little bitty guy, riding in a side car, and he might have dreams, and he might be cool, but to get in a side car, he will need a stool.🎼
Cut to JoJo and Alex – and he is doing beat box too – um here is what he said: YoYo JoJo got to go to the liquor store.
um yeah so creative.
SNOOOZE Fest in the car with Alex and JoJo. Does she have to keep him since he got a one on one?? Whoa he sits VERY close to her.
Awww a sweet border collie. Have they told us where they are? Oh still in Argentina. They are going to be gauchos. Wow that place is GORGEOUS. Can I go?
OMG that outfit? Why did they do that to the shortest man ever. He looks like a boyscout. Take that beret off!! Holy bell bottoms on JoJo.
The guys show up to some barbecue place and eat “random meat”. Let me get this straight gentlemen, you are in a foreign country at some random barbecue place and you partake in the random meat? Um no thank you.
The guys are speculating about what she needs to find out on Alex’s one on one date.
Back to snoozy date, JoJo struggles getting on a horse.
Now the gaucho explains, they are going to show JoJo and Alex the special bond they have with the horse. He literally lays down on the HORSE. I am not sure how I feel about this. Well clearly the horse loves it – he ends up with his legs in the air getting his belly rubbed. The gaucho then tells JoJo and Alex they can lay on the horse.
There was a bit of making out, and JoJo says this was what she needed with Alex. Alex tells us, he is falling in love with her.
Now the guys end up at Puesto Viejo, Cañuelas, Buenos Aires, which is a polo club and hotel apparently.
Back to our boring gauchos.
JoJo tells Alex, she saw how relaxed he was on the date, and he was so much fun. They make out.
Date card arrives at the hotel. Robby goes to get it, Jordan, let’s toast to love, love JoJo. He is excited, naturally. James is unraveling.
JoJo asks Alex about a possible hometown date, he says he wants her to meet his mom, brother and sister-in-law and his grandma. He tells her that he needs her to know that he is falling in love with her. Hmm her reaction, isn’t good. Why doesn’t he stop talking? She is clearly not reacting the way you should be wanting her to react. She tells him that she has been wanting him to be open, and that when he tells her is falling in love with her, it kills her but she isn’t excited like she feels she should be. I guess she doesn’t have to keep him! He says that sucks. She tells him, that it wouldn’t be fair to make him sit around, if she already knows that he needs to go home. He is whining, because he wasn’t expecting this, since there was no rose on the table. JoJo says she feels bad and doesn’t know how to do this, um sweetheart you have been doing it. (side note – I want her poncho). He definitely shut down, and wouldn’t look her in the eye – he said “take care”.
Now Jordan and his date he is entitled to!
They find out they are going to step on the grapes and then have wine.
They actually drink that….
Now in typical bachelor form, its hot tub time.
Chase and Luke are spooling over Jordan and JoJo on their date, and hopefully she is taking all things into consideration. Blah Blah
Date card – Robby runs again to get it. Chase, Robby and James – Let our love sore, Love JoJo. Luke naturally is excited and all of the others are like – damn it. Robby thinks he is THE front-runner.
Jordan says he is going to tell JoJo all about his family. He asks her what was the best part of the day, and she says traveling with him. (good answer). They talk about feet (eww). She says she likes hanging out with him, and asks him how he feels about home towns. He tells her that he hasn’t brought a girl home in years, she wants to know who she will be meeting, his parents and Luke (his oldest brother), Aaron won’t be there. Jordan says that he and Aaron don’t have much of a relationship, insinuates that Aaron has chosen to distance himself from their family, while Jordan wants to be close to his family. She asks if Aaron knows he is on the show, and the answer was a big fat NO. WOW. I don’t buy all of this Mr. Jordan. But oh well, I don’t have to and I don’t have to date you. He tells her he loves her and this is all so real.
The group date guys wake up to a stormy day, and Jordan is quite pleased, ewwww.
They meet her at the Plaza Hotel in Buenos Aires. Due to the rain, they end up having a low-key day in an amazing suite. They have great good junk food!
JoJo stuffs fries in James’s mouth.
The guys get into a massage train, play pictionary, and truth or dare.
Hot stuff Robby strips down to his undies….and looks great. IT was so cute that he apologized to his grandma.
I am leaving all three of these shirtless Robby photos in here for a reason ya’ll, You ARE WELCOME!
Lordy, James is trying to rile people’s feathers, and says Robby has been checking out ladies in Argentina…
They then get in bed and watch tv – The Brazilian Bachelor, I wonder who spooned better these guys or that horse?
The rose is there! UGH
JoJo asks to have some time with Robby, and he talks about his last relationship and says they dated for 3 years, never saw her house or met her mom. He said it was so hard for him, since family is so important to him. He definitely seems vulnerable. She asks him if he has actually moved on. She tells him, she wants to be engaged at the end of this, and wants to know if he is ready for that. He assures her that he is.
Now she has a chat with Chase. Chase seems so boring, he is nice on the eyes, but either he has gotten a lousy edit, or he is sort of boring. They have a decent chat. He tells her he is nervous about dating her along with other guys, knowing how he cares about her. He feels a lot of confidence in them. She asks him if he is ready to introduce her to his family. He says he is ready for that, and isn’t ready to lose her. He says, he wants to spend the rest of his life with her. They make out.
Now James is up. JoJo asks about how he is feeling about introducing her to his family. He says they have a very genuine and sweet connection, but he worries she has more of a physical connection with other people. She says he has all of the qualities she wants in a partner, and she likes that they can be themselves with each other. She asks who she would meet, he says his mom and dad. And that she will feel love meeting them. He tells her, he is falling for her. They make out. I was annoyed with him trying to stir up trouble, but still feel James is a keeper.
The guys start arguing about who the front-runners are, and what not getting a group date rose means. Robby insists he is a front-runner and more than Jordan. Hmm Robby, tone it down a bit please. Of course, they all feel good about their time with her this evening.
JoJo comes in and says she has to give the rose, and wishes she had more. She says the person who will get the rose, is someone who she knows RIGHT now that she wants to meet their family. Well Robby was right, in this group of three he IS a front-runner. He gets the group date rose. She tells Chase and James, she is sorry, but they have to leave so she can spend more time with Robby. James is really upset, and so is Chase.
Obviously Robby and JoJo make out.
Did I miss Luke’s date card? They are going to hang out with horses. JoJo tells us that Luke was looks first, but then she learned how smart he was, and that he has a way of opening up more than most men.
Lol it was funny, when JoJo asked what the sound meant that her horse made, and he just matter of factly said, she has a bug in her nose.
They go skeet shooting. Luke is great, JoJo not so. He teaches her how to do it, and she does!
They have a great connection and great conversation.
Now it is time for a rose ceremony, and they won’t have a cocktail party.
JoJo says, she would be luckiest girl to end up with any of these guys. Roses go to: Luke, Jordan, and Chase, Robby already has one.
Good bye James, I hope we see you again.
So who are the final four?
Jordan, Robby, Luke and Chase.
JoJo walks James out, and they are both bawling. She thanks him for being who he is. He feels sorry for himself, and says he hears that a lot, that you deserve a great girl…he thanks her for being so sweet to him. James honey, you are a catch and need to stop being so down on yourself. Maybe he can be the Bachelor? I wonder, is this the first guy she cried saying good-bye to? I mean really cried?
See you next week at home towns! (well let’s hope it IS next week!)