Here we go, The Bachelorette JoJo Season 12 Episode 8. Last week they left us with a cliff hanger….Who will she send home. The guys are all spooling about what on earth Luke would have to say to JoJo right when she was ready to give the first rose. HOW DARE HE!
JoJo comes in and gives roses to Jordan, Robby, and Chase!!! #Lukeforbachelor I am sure Chase is a great guy, but with what we saw, I don’t see how he would get a rose over Luke. He is clearly shocked. Poor Luke. JoJo is crying, kind of fake-ly if you ask me. They both say they don’t know how to say goodbye to each other…Whoa Luke is really like deer in the headlights. He leaves with: I miss you already. Lordy. STUNNED. Seriously, Luke is completely stunned.
Luke is now alone with us in the limo.
And JoJo is squatting at the airport bawling. Luke says he can’t even process this, and feels like he was hit by a train. She is saying, that shouldn’t be this hard. JoJo is doubting herself, what if that was a mistake. Well honey, it may have been, but you have had your mind made up for a while…and Luke wasn’t your choice.
Well – now we are 3. I am sure she will bang them all in Thailand. I would love to go to Thailand.
Marriott paid some big money I am sure to be featured.
Robby and JoJo
Robby rolls up on some weird motorbike/taxi thing. They make out. They walk around a bizarre market. Now that is something that I am not sure I would want to do, I am seeing a lot of bizarre foods. I am adventurous…but not sure I am THAT adventurous.
Suddenly it is a monsoon and pouring rain. They decide to get a thai massage since um they are in Thailand, which apparently involves really what we call a pedicure. It looked delightful.
They decide to rehash everything from last week and that Robby has dated someone before who is causing drama. JoJo, again you were IN LOVE with Ben not THAT long ago….Not sure why she thinks Robby’s situation is any different.
JoJo tells us, that this is the date that she told Ben that she loved him….and decides it is a good idea to rub Robby’s nose in that. Hmmm, why?? Robby shares a note from his dad, which was quite cute. #robbyforbachelor. Hey it may not be a bad thing. They make out. He tells her he loves her and he isn’t skipping out.
Shocking, I know but there is a JoJo and Robby note from Chris offering a room for them to stay together. Robby jumps at the chance to DO JoJo. He decides this is important enough to use her full name – Joelle! WHOA he means business.
Parting is such sweet sorrow. Clearly they did it. And by IT I mean IT. She tells us she is in TROUBLE as she really likes all three of these guys.
Jordan and JoJo
Jordan runs to JoJo after getting doff of a boat.
They decide to go on a hike. Um did Jordan wear socks? Hiking in Thailand, may or may not be a good way to find out what normal life would be like, FYI.
The hike was very strenuous. Reminds me of Maryland Heights sort of!
The top made it worth it
They end up at some temple, and she decides there will be no kissing in the temple, and covers her shoulders, but um her ass is hanging out, just saying.
Jordan talks about being able to look his future wife’s dad in the eye and know that he is going to take care of his daughter. JoJo tells us, that she isn’t sure that Jordan is ready to commit to a forever. Is he too good to be true. Yep, he is, you are, they all are.
They are now at the dinner portion of the date. JoJo says she has a LOT of questions for Jordan. She asks difficult questions, and he basically gives her nothing. But somehow, she feels she got what she needed. Um ok, well I didn’t! Jordan says, I want to spend the rest of my life with you – her immediate reaction was: That’s what Ben said. UM that isn’t really nice. He does man up and says a lot of nice stuff, so they make out. She pulls out the F Me now card. He accepts.
JoJo tells us, they love each other, but he doesn’t know that yet, since she hasn’t told him.
Side note: Is it all the same fantasy suite? I mean did she do Robby last night in that same bed?
They make out over breakfast. Oh I love her camo dress/nightgown whatever that was. I will have to check out Possessionista’s site to see where that is from.
She walks away from Jordan, saying she knows she is in love with both Jordan and Robby, and can now understand why Ben felt the way that he did!
Chase and JoJo
Chase shows up and JoJo says they have a fun day planned. They make out. Chase makes out with a fish too, and it about grosses JoJo out.
I can’t tell if Chase loves Thailand or JoJo more. He keeps talking about Thailand. They do seem to be having fun, and a lot of affection for each other. #chaseforbachelor
Side note – the only person I wouldn’t want is Jordan as Bachelor. I haven’t found my soft spot for him. Don’t know why.
Looks like Chase doesn’t wait for the fantasy suite to seal the deal with JoJo – shew I think the fish got a show in there!
Robby knocks on the door. UM? Really? She is spending time with someone who isn’t you! Robby tells her how much he misses her. He tells her he is ready for country clubs and coloring books. He is trying to leave a memory!
JoJo tells us that she loves Robby and Jordan, and is falling in love with Chase. You are in a conundrum Miss JoJo.
Back to Chase, since um this is HIS date. Fantasy Suite card – He, of course says yes. Is she gonna do him too? Even knowing she loves the other two? Chase is telling her he loves her, and she is immediately feeling crickets. She asks him if she can have a minute, and leaves the date, she knows she has to say goodbye to him, but she doesn’t want to hurt him. JoJo comes back, and she says, I am sorry I needed to take a moment, and he says WHY! She says for so long, I have been wanting to hear you say those things, but when you said them, I didn’t feel what I need to feel. (Kudos to her for not banging him first). Chase says, I get the point. He is pissed, and asks her what was missing and says that she never gave it a chance.
Now Timeout JoJo, you are at the end, and just realizing that you don’t love him? I mean, really? I feel bad for these guys who jump through all of these hoops. But hey, you could get a Bachelor gig from this Chase! Chase storms off, and she freaks out and runs after him. I mean how did she want him to react. Chase should coin the term “pull your pants down and kick me in the nuts”. That is what he parts with, he says he is embarrassed and heart broken.
JoJo says it is a two way street, and the guys have to accept the rose.
Jordan comes in, and Chris asks what happened this week to give you so much confidence. Well Chris, I banged her, nobody can match that (well Robby can). Robby comes in, and again how was your time off camera? I get to see a side of JoJo….um yeah we bet.
JoJo comes in and Chris says she looks good, how are you? JoJo says, the week was emotional, but she feels confident with the relationships that she has left. Now wait a minute, Chase was the hardest breakup – I believe you have said that about quite a few guys – including Luke.
JoJo comes in and Robby and Jordan, decide this means something. Good sleuthing skills guys. JoJo thanks them for an incredible week, and as they can see Chase isn’t here, since she sent him home. And all of the sudden there he is (like on cue). He asks to talk to her. Jordan is PISSED. BTW – let me clear something up for these guys…getting sent home does not equal dying. Chase wants to clear the air. He says, he wants what is best for her, and he is proud of her. (GOOD AUDITION FOR THE BACHELOR!). He tells her his heart is still open for her (meh – don’t like that). JoJo is confused, and says she still has feelings for Chase. She comes back to the guys, and says she knew she didn’t love Chase, and that her feelings for them are stronger.
Who is Left
Jordan gets the first rose and accepts it. He tells us, he doesn’t like that she has strong feelings for Robby. Something about him just annoys me.
Robby gets the last rose and accepts it.
JoJo tells us, she is worried about how strongly she feels for both of these guys, and they have no idea what the other guys relationship is. She tells us that she is in a cruel twisted irony, since she had the same thing in Ben’s season.
Stay tuned for a quick Men Tell All recap later this week!
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