Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episode 2 & 3
Let’s get right into it, The Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Episode 2 & 3 is 3 hours of this nonsense, and that is A LOT. But for you, I will sit through it (ha like I would ever miss it!)
The Nitty Gritty
I think I will do a Nitty Gritty section of the post, so that I can cover the main synopsis – Who Arrives, The Dates, The Rose Ceremony and Who Leaves. Then I will have some of my take aways from the episode later in the post.
Who joins the cast
Leah, Josh and Brandon
For some reason there are no shots of Brandon or Josh in with the cast photos, so not sure why they did Leah, and not the others. I assume people who join the cast won’t ever be in the credits or have promo cast shots?
Leah and Nick
Nick and Amanda
Josh and Amanda
The Rose Ceremony
Grant to Lace
Nick to Amanda
Evan to Carly
Jared to Emily (so the twin stays too)
Vinny to Izzy
Daniel to Sarah
Who Goes Home
Chad, Jubilee and Leah
The cast is sitting around gleefully celebrating Chad getting kicked off. I was duped by the previews thinking they were letting him weasel back in. Cut to Chad throwing a fit and cursing at Chris. Chad is whining in the get away vehicle. He seriously almost broke down. At the same time noshing on some lunch meat.
Leah joins the cast and has had way too much Botox. This is what she looked like last time she tried to be famous.
She comes in with a date card, and she has her eyes set on Chad. Crickets, since he just got the boot. They finally tell her, and she is so shocked.
The girls chat about Leah and her new appearance. And are all spooling because Leah is quickly making the rounds with the guys, and they are sweating it because the boys are giving the roses out.
Leah comes up and asks Nick to go on the date with her, and he says yes.
The twins make love to some bananas. And you know the guys are like – jaws on the floor, and Vinny says, yep that will be stuck in my head for the rest of the night. I really like Vinny this episode, he is funny and makes the best comments, plus he is very easy on the eyes!
Lace sits and chats with Jorge and whines about not having any friends. OMG what is wrong with her eye lashes. Vinny tells Grant that Lace is worried. So he goes to see her. Grant doesn’t want to be second choice, clearly. Not sure why Lace can’t see that. Grant says he is willing to sweep last night under the table, and that it never happened.
Leah and Nick are on their date, and Leah trips up the steps, apparently before she started drinking. That can’t be good. Leah says there is something between them, I didn’t see it. They do kiss, and he doesn’t bust her lip injections, so I guess that is a plus.
Nick has a date card. Leah assumes she will get another date with him, and yet Nick asks Amanda. Leah comes in while Amanda is getting ready for her date, and saying how similar they are and they have the same makeup.
Nick and Amanda seem awkward together, honestly. She says it is the best first date she has ever been on. They make out.
Meanwhile, Leah is unraveling.
Sarah tells us she is interested in Vinny. She takes him to have a chat. Izzy, isn’t sure what to make of that.
Carly seems to be hanging out with Evan. They do finally kiss, and it seems awkward, and she had to make the first move. Evan is on cloud nine. Carly tells us the kiss was terrible.
Lace and Grant are hanging out and making out. They end up in bed. Lace covers the camera and we see a lot of crabs having sex, and a lot of sex noises from Lace and Grant. At some point someone removed the cover to the camera!
The guys give the roses out and they know that 2 girls go home.
Vinny and Sarah have some alone time, and make out. Izzy steals him away. Then they make out.
Leah makes another stab at Nick. She definitely has a sales pitch. Nick tells her, he would love to get to know her more, but he connects with Amanda more. He looks a bit smug. She sets her eyes on Dan. OMG they are a mess. Discussing how many layers and if they are onions and oranges.
Dan decides to speed date everyone. He tells us he is an eagle and has standards.
In walks Josh (whom I don’t know since I didn’t watch Andi’s show) and of course has a date card. The girls are all smitten. He asks one of the twins to go chat. And they show him chatting with most of the girls. He asks Amanda to go on the date, and she accepts. Naturally, Nick feels like history is repeating itself, since apparently they were the last two for Andi, and she picked Josh.
Josh and Amanda seem to have a decent connection, she asks about his engagement and the book that Andi wrote. They snorkel and make out.
Nick is unraveling.
Carly is HILARIOUS. She tells us that Evan gives her erectile dysfunction! Evan gets a date care, and asks Carly to go, and she says sure. UM, Evan is oblivious. Their date is some stage with a crowd. Oh no, they have to eat a Habanero pepper and kiss. They have 30 seconds to eat the pepper, and then kiss for 90 seconds. OMG the spit trail. I can’t. Something, that I can’t un-see.
Jared and Emily, what is wrong with Jared, doesn’t he have any game? Emily tells us how to get it to happen, compliment him, turn on your side so that you are there if the moment happens. She is ready to give up, and he takes her hand and kissed her. AWWW. Girls take lessons from Emily.
Josh and Nick talk, and Nick says he thought he had clearly marked his territory. Then Josh kisses Amanda right in front of him. That is kind of rude. Nick – walk away.
Dan and Sarah have an awkward interaction.
Christian walks in with a date card. He asks Sarah to go chat. He asks her to go on the date, and she accepts. Dan is pissed.
Carly tells us that Evan concentrates on male boners, but needs to concentrate on women boners! She is hilarious. Carly asks to chat with Evan, and she says she isn’t sure that they are more than friends. She said she doesn’t feel romantic chemistry. Evan is upset, and said it is hard to hear this. He walks off, clearly upset.
Christian and Sarah go ziplining, and whatever it is called when they go over the edge like repelling down the side of a cliff into a waterfall and pool. They make out.
Evan debates, leaving or trying to fight.
Brandon from Desirees season (WHO?) arrives with a date card. Nobody knows who he is. He asks Hayley to chat. Then Carly. Carly is smitten. He asks Hayley on the date.
Good lord, Christian and Sarah are still dating and flying through the air. More making out. They come back to the group and tell everyone awkwardly about their date. Dan is upset. The Eagle is going in for the kill.
Amanda and Josh can’t stop making out, very graphically, I might add. It is so weird. He also grunts an awful lot!
Dan approaches and asks Sarah to go chat. He set up champagne and strawberries. They do seem to have a nice conversation. She tells him that she had a great time with Christian, but several times she thought the date would be more fun with Dan.
Brandon comes in and takes Haley for their date. Hayley has planned a switch the twin during the date. Brandon tells Hayley that he can tell the twins apart and he likes Hayley more. They switch, and he has no idea.
At some point the boys did a cute little sunscreen chain – it was funny.
Jared and Carly have a cute interaction – I could see them together. He asks her how the breakup with Evan went, and says you kissed him and then threw up – that is never a good sign!
Evan decides, he should have gone after Amanda. What is the deal with Amanda, why does everyone want her? He wants to try to steal her away from Josh, and decides making a fake date card might work. Evan literally walks up to groaning Josh and making out….we get a big To Be Continued.
Be sure to check out last weeks recap and come back next week for more!