Here we go with The Bachelor in Paradise Season 3, Episode 6&7
The Nitty Gritty
Who Joins The cast
Carl, Brett, Ryan B (who) – omg all of these guys I have no idea who they are.
Carl and Emily
Brett and Caila
Ryan and Hayley
Jared and Caila
The Rose Ceremony
Grant to Lace
Josh to Amanda
Nick to Jen
Vinny to Izzy
Evan to Carly
Jared to Caila
Dan to Haley (twins)
Who Goes Home
Sarah and Ashley and Vinny
We open the episode with Ashley crying with Jared. Everyone, including us, is tired of it. Poor Jared. Jared is saying, he doesn’t want to be there. So she would be fine, being with someone other than Jared, but she isn’t fine with him being with someone else. Typical girl. He tells her that he really likes Caila, and cares about Ashley but not romantically. She begs him, are you sure?? Um really?
Jared goes to talk to Caila, and tells her that he really likes her. The whole time he is talking to her, you hear Ashley bawling and whining in the background. They make out. Nick nailed it last week Ashley, you are infatuated with Jared, or in love with the idea of Jared.
Evan and Carly are talking, and she tells us that she pushed him away, and yet he was the only thing she shouldn’t have pushed him away. They make out.
Dan is sitting on a bed all by himself. He is waiting for the women that are up for grabs to come for him – Sarah, Twins, and Ashley. Sarah brings him a birthday cake, well a 1/2 birthday cake.
The twins decide something big has to happen, and the one twin is telling the other twin that she has to kiss Dan, um she is dumb, I would have told my sister, why don’t you? Twin and Dan chat, and tell each other that they are interested in each other. She gives him a peck on the lips, and thinks the game is over.
Ashley chats with Dan. I wonder if she will peck him too. Dan says, since she is a virgin, he thinks she should slut it up a bit, and then she may find someone who she will like. He is so sleezy. OMG so funny, how they kept flashing up a Please Stand By!
Rose Ceremony time.
Ashley comes back after not getting a rose. She wants a second chance. She says it is up to them, if she can stay. Crickets, everyone stares. People start saying yes.
Nick tells Ashley to be her best self. LOL.
In walks someone whom I have no idea who he is. Carl? From Andi’s season. LOL it was so funny, someone is interviewing her, and she says I don’t know his name, oh yeah Carl, same as mine! Emily is very interested. Carl asks her on the date.
Brett with a lamp comes in. Also from Andi’s season.
Izzy is very smitten. Brett tells the guys he was interested in Caila. He goes and asks her to talk. Apparently, they have talked before. Ashley is ecstatic, that might make Jared available for her! You know that is what she is thinking. She of course tells Brett, to ask out who he wants, and kept saying Caila. He of course asks Caila. Caila watches Jared gleefully. Bye Felicia. Caila asks to talk to Jared. He says he doesn’t want her to go, but she has to do the best decision for her. She decides she wants to stay. They make out. Then she says she isn’t sure, I am getting whiplash. Omg then she tells Brett, she isn’t going. Then she says she is, then she says she isn’t. Omg, she is so damn annoying. They both have whiplash too. She is going.
Ashley of course is going to work on Jared. She says he is the new Ashley.
The date is on a boat with lots of alcohol. Carl and Emily seems to be hitting it off.
Caila and Brett seem ok.
Jared and Ashley are laying around chatting it up.
Caila isn’t feeling the booze cruise. She is too good for this apparently. She says she wants to run home and tell Jared, she is sorry and should have stayed and spent the day with him, ya think?
Caila and everyone come back from the date, and of course walk up to Jared and Ashley. Caila asks to talk to Jared. Ashley of course, loiters and tries to listen. Jared practically jumps Caila. Naturally eavesdropping Ashley, sees and hears the whole thing.
Ryan walks in. With a date card. Ryan asks Jared, to fill him in on what is going on in Paradise, of course he is going to push Ashley, Ryan says he would have asked Sarah our if she were there, but he was also interested in Haley. Naturally, Ryan pulls Ashley aside to talk. They of course talk about Jared. RUN RYAN RUN. He does run and ask Hayley on the date.
Ryan and Hayley stumble upon some horses and a waterfall. Honestly, their date is boring, and they don’t really show much.
Grant tells us how much he likes Lace. He tells her to be ready in a 1/2 hour. They go to get a couples massage. They oddly seem well matched. Grant tells her he loves her. She tells us, she can’t say it yet, but she knows she is falling for him.
Izzy tell Lace and the girls that she is interested in Brett, and that she has some doubts about Vinny. Vinny is upset. Izzy goes to talk to Vinny and says she is 75% sure about him, and she doesn’t know why she is holding back. She said that she hasn’t been attracted to anyone other than Vinny since Brett came in. She says, the fact that she thinks that, is what is worrying her. Vinny is shocked, and hurt.
Vinny tells us, how can the few minutes that she has spent with Brett mean more than what he and Izzy have had. He tells the guys. Grant says, well of course when the girls get here, she is 100% whereas when guys come in she turns to 75%. The girls are all chatting it up too. Vinny says, he might just remove himself from the situation. He says, he wants closure though. Awww, I like Vinny, don’t necessarily like Vinny and Izzy, but I like Vinny. He would have been good with one of the twins. He asks Izzy to go talk, and she asks if she can finish her makeup first.
We get at big fat To Be Continued.
Thankfully, that is just one night, but I am watching both episodes back to back!
Everyone is still spooling about the Vinny an Izzy situation. (She always looks so natural, what make up was she doing?). Vinny is so sweat, he said he didn’t come into this thinking that something would happen so quickly. She says, she has had doubts, but hadn’t been able to talk to him about them. Vinny says, this has shown him who she really is, and he cries. AWWWW there is something about a man who cries. Vinny you deserve better. He tells her, he is leaving the show.
The whole house is shaken. Janner walk in. (Jade and Tanner for those that may not know!). They have a special date card, so they talk to each couple, and will decide who they think can make it, and therefore go on their date card.
Grant and Lace have a spat about how their interaction was with Janner. Lace is a nasty girl with him.
They give the date card to Jared and Caila.
Jen wants to find out how Nick feels. He has had a wall up with her. They have an odd conversation, about walls and backing off.
Caila and Jared end up, I suppose where Jared and Tanner fell in love. For some reason, they decide to talk about Ashley. I mean, I am sure they needed to, but Lordy, focus on you. They make out. I do believe they get down to their undies and get in the water.
The twins find a date card, and it is for Evan. Guess what, he asks Carly. They roll up into some ancient ceremony to remove negative energy. They are really odd and cute together. Carly tells us she now has a lady boner for him. They make out.
Ashley tells us, that Caila may be the one making out with Jared, but she can make out with his mind.
She decides sabotage is the best route. She tells him, that he is more into Caila than she is into Jared. Jared goes and tells Caila and says people keep asking if she is as into him, she says hmmmm did Ashley say these things, he finally spills it. Caila says she is going to talk to Ashley. Oh Shazam.
Caila approaches Ashley, and tells her what Jared said. Caila says, if you are really trying to get over him and pursue someone else, then she should focus on that. Ashley says, well there is nobody here, so Caila says so you are going to sabotage everyone else.
If you missed last week’s recap, check it out here!