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The Bachelor Nick Episode 2

January 10, 2017
The Bachelor Nick 2017

Here we go with Episode 2!  Are you ready?  I am!!  We start with 22 girls tonight, let’s see how many we can get rid of, this is far too many girls to keep up with!!

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The episode starts with the ladies sitting around chatting (waiting for Chris Harrison) and sure enough Chris walks in.  He tells the ladies that this week there will be 2 group dates and one 1 on 1 date, and tells them, you all won’t go on a date.  SAY IT AIN’T SO!  Chris these ladies have seen the show, it is ok, you don’t have to tell them.  He says use your time wisely, and they cut to Corinne whose wheels are spinning and scheming.  Naturally, he leaves a date card.

“Always a bridesmaid, never a bride…”.  The lucky winners of this card are: Corinne, Vanessa, Sarah, Alexis, Hailey, Lacey, Brittany, Jasmine, Raven, Taylor, Danielle L, and Elizabeth W.

The girls run outside and 3 little convertibles are waiting for them, (Thank you Buick for your sponsorship).  Nick is waiting for them with a photo shoot scheduled.  He says why not pose for wedding photos on a first date?  First of all, what is that photographer wearing?

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The photographer starts handing out dresses, some are wedding gowns, some are bridesmaids dresses.  Of course this causes, angst in a lot of the girls.

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The girls are getting ready and of course Corinne, who must have started feeling insecure brags that she kissed Nick.  For a lovely girl she is very insecure.

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At this point we see Alexis is a pregnant (shotgun) bride.  Brittany comes in looking HAWT.  She will be the Adam and Eve Bride and is topless with leaves on her bottoms.  Corinne tells us, she could have pulled that off way better, and will NOT be outdone.

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Naturally, during the photo shoot all of the girls watch each other, which is sure to bring a lot of tension.  Well done producers.  Alexis is up first (at least that is what we see).  She is pregnant and they play off that Nick is delivering the baby.

Next up is Jasmine as a bridesmaid, and she makes out with Nick which of course will lead to all of the remaining gals doing the same, if not more.

Corinne is unraveling.  She is no longer special, for having kissed Nick.  She decides she must outdo the girls.  In her shoot she is in the pool in a white bikini, and decides the only thing to do is take her top off.  Not only does she mash those suckers into Nick, she also does full frontal photos.  The girls are all watching and appalled!

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The Bachelor Nick Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com

The Twitterer for The Bachelor needs a raise, and is quite funny!  Seriously, he or she is great!

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The Bachelor Nick Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com

You guessed it, Corinne wins the date, since the photographer picked it.  Corinne and Nick in wedding garb (she has a full dress on, is no longer topless) ride off in a “Just Married” car.

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The Bachelor Nick Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com

A few pictures from this date that was highlighted on The Bachelor’s Twitter account.

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The Bachelor Nick Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com

The Bachelor Nick Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com

The Bachelor Nick Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com

The Bachelor Nick Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com

They bring us back to the mansion and another date card arrives.  Of course Liz is certain she will get the 1 on 1 date, since she has already slept with Nick.  But alas, it goes to Danielle M.  “Our relationship is about to take off”….I smell a helicopter ride in the making.

Naturally, the group date leads to a cocktail party.  Corinne is being offensive, as every good Bachelor franchise villain is.  She keeps interrupting people and their time with Nick and generally tells the girls off with “cheers bitches”.

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The Bachelor Nick Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com

Of course, Jordan has the audacity to interrupt Corinne’s third time with Nick and she freaks out.  (Hello set up for a future 2 on 1 date!)

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Nick has to hand out the group date rose.  Of course he gives it to Corinne, which is obviously not good to the other girls!

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The Bachelor Nick Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com

Yep, I am sure daddy is proud!

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Shew, let’s move on.  Nick arrives to pick up Danielle M. for their 1 on 1 date, and I CALLED IT – they board a helicopter and fly off to a private yacht!  Nick likes women from the mid-west and Danielle is actually from his home town!

This is far too nice for the Producers, so we cut to the house and Liz is dying to tell someone about her experiences with Nick.  Liz decides to take Christen aside and tell her.  She explains she shut him down when he asked for her number.  Um, then why are you here now?  Fame whore much?

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Cut to Danielle and Nick.  They are off to a romantic dinner.  Danielle shares that she was previously engaged and her fiancé passed away due to an overdose.  Nick is moved by her story, and she gets a rose.  They end up on a Ferris Wheel and share a kiss.

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The Bachelor Nick Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com

The final date card arrives.  Christen, Josephine, Astrid, Jaime, Christina, and Liz are going on this date.  “We need to talk”.  They end up going to the Museum of Break-ups in Hollywood (really there is such a place?).  This museum is filled with mementos from famous break-ups.  The girls are all going to take turns fake breaking up with him.  Kristina is dumping him because he doesn’t brush his teeth, Astrid for cheating on her, Josephine even slaps him. (ahhh they fooled us in the previews!).

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Liz reads him a long letter about meeting him at Jade and Tanner’s wedding and he didn’t really fight for her.  Everyone is like WTF?  Nick isn’t happy.

Now we move on to an awkward cocktail party.  All the women try to talk to Nick, but he is very distracted by the Liz drama.  Christen tells him that Liz had told her about the hook-up.  Nick decides to confront Liz.  Nick suggests that Liz used their encounter as a way to get on TV (ya think?).  He tells her, if you really wanted to be with me, it wouldn’t have been hard, and you could have.  She says, well you didn’t reach out to me either!  Nick (grows some balls) and tells her it is best for her to leave!  He doesn’t see a future together, and likes other girls more! OUCH!

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The Bachelor Nick Episode 2 ~ www.fabulousindeed.com

Liz leaves, and Nick decides to tell the girls what is up.  He just says, Liz went home, and I banged her at Jade and Tanner’s wedding.  Badabingbadaboom.

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We end with a big fat TO BE CONTINUED.  I HATE THAT.

Bye Bye.

The Bachelor Nick 2017

Elizabeth S., 29 – Doula

Kerry

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