Here we go with The Bachelorette Season 13 Episode 3! We are reminded about he drama that started last week with DeMario, fabulous, indeed. NOT.
As we saw last week (
The Producers had) DeMario came back to the house to talk to Rachel. She tells Chris she is curious about what he might have to say, so she goes to him – and shakes his hand – WTH! that was so bizarre. He says he made a big mistake and wanted to tell her and fight for her. I was so afraid she was falling for it, but good on her, she didn’t! YAY! She sends him away, and he genuinely seemed shocked. (spoiler alert – he will be on Bachelor in Paradise – great). (ABC released the cast yesterday – I will post about it soon – and am excited!).
The Cocktail Party
Hey ABC – if you are listening, please please go back to how every episode ended with a rose ceremony – not this to be continued nonsense you have had for the last couple of seasons – I hate it! I like to end the episodes with closure. Is that too much to ask? No, no it isn’t!
Blake and Whaaboom! guy seem to have never seen the show, both spend their alone time bad mouthing the other. That never bodes well when a contestant does that. Of course, Rachel (who apparently likes to stir up or further drama) tells them both what the other said, including Whaaboom! saying that Blake stands over him while he is sleeping, eating a banana. WHAT??? Rachel asked Blake, and his response was:
Like Kerry, I follow the Ketogenic diet and don’t eat bananas. Well ok then.
The Rose Ceremony (
that should have been at the end of last week)
Rachel assures the guys that she is only giving roses to people that she sees a future with.
Thank the Lord and Rachel she gives everyone a rose except Whaaboom and Blake! Bubye! Of course they have a dramatic cat fight leaving, and they were give FAR TOO MUCH AIRTIME. They will not get anymore here at Fabulous Indeed!
Group Date 1
Bryan, Jonathan, Peter, Alex, Will and Fred get the first group date. “Lights, Camera, Action – Join me on the set of Ellen!” OMG I want that date! I love Ellen. IT was so good, and so funny, like every Ellen show is! OMG, maybe she should host all thing BachelorNation!!! No offense, Chris but that would be just amazing if Ellen was in charge! The guys all strip down (Thanks Ellen!), and go Magic Mike on the audience. I may have blushed a few times! Alex, shew he did some grinding on a grandma, then apologized for it. I am not a fan of his, but I do believe he has some stripping experience!
Next thing Ellen has in store for them is playing Never Have I Ever! Questions like kissing Rachel came up, and who has peed in the pool (Alex). The guys all looked around and see who has and hasn’t kissed her, 3 had, 3 hadn’t.
Well Will and Alex made up (and out) quickly. Fred asked if he could kiss her, which you could tell Rachel wasn’t thrilled. They did kiss. Then she makes it look like he is getting the group date rose. She ends up sending him home. Alex gets the group date rose.
Anthony gets the one on one! They ride on horseback down Rodeo drive. I was bored during this, and don’t have much to say. He does get a rose.
Group Date 2
Raven, Corrine, Jasmine and Alexis come in and reveal that they planned the group date. They were also there getting intel on the boys! Mud Wrestling was the date of choice for the ladies. Oh man, not sure how this is gonna go. Bryce wins it all somehow!
On the bus to the date, Raven got cozy with Lee and Bryce who they thought was no good for Rachel. Both said Eric.
Naturally, Rachel tells Eric what they both said. That won’t go well! Eric is pissed.
Eric (huh) gets the group date rose (guess you don’t trust those best friends of yours after-all!)
The Cocktail Party
Iggy and Lee want to put the nail in Eric’s coffin and bring him up to Rachel again! Again – she tells Eric what was said and who said it.
of course we get a big fat To Be Continued! UGH.